Here are 10 of my favorite pickup lines.

10. Hey baby, go over there and wait for me to have about 10 more beers, then come back.

9. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the

bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

8. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

7. You sure have a great looking tooth.

6 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

5. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

4.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

3. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

2. Here is $10. Drink until Im really good looking, then come talk to me.

1. You might as well sleep with me because Im going to tell everyone we did it anyways.

And of course, Some Michael Jackson jokes:

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

A true pimp!